Barmi-q

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Blc Bank

It's time like these that you appreciate that SC ad that spared us the above crap ^

Some Baleha action

United fashion show

K-Lynn Lingerie will be holding their annual winter fashion show at United Station Siyed. This fashion show is usually held at Faraya Mzaar, but not this year … 

Ma ta3mlo di3ayeh !

Doesn't need an ad? mmm ok!!  Wtf are they doing? Is that the only idea their agency found? Did they even try to think of a concept?
Let's see, Mercedes "ma beda di3ayeh" , FAP "ma beda di3ayeh", Sanine "ma beda di3ayeh", Durex "ma beda di3ayeh"  reaalllyyy catchy and unique 3anjad!
Ohh but wait,  the Tv commercial explains why they bought this "concept" among all others.
Wish they didn't, they would've saved money, and saved our eyes and ears :)  

Ajdabiyet Baleha

Open publication - Free publishing - More ajdabiyeh

It's amusing *

                                                Photo credit: Gràcia S.


Taraaa, now we have a pad shopping card AND an orgasm card. And they say lebanese men are too macho to care...

" Fi jiran bi 3a2do "

Mind control (also known as brainwashing, mind abuse, thought control, or thought reform) refers to a process in which a group or individual "systematically uses unethically manipulative (in this case, promotional hype) methods to persuade others to conform to the wishes of the manipulator (Spinneys Hazmieh), often to the detriment of the person being manipulated (us consumers)"


Eh walla BI 3A2DO ...

La nuit IBL bank des publivores

                                                         Photo credit : Beirut Drive-by Shooting

This pretty sums up things : ad eaters, buy the ads, then the products and feed money to the banks. Viva la consumación!!

Maalouf matrimonial services

                                             Photo credit : Beirut Drive-by Shooting

So the message behind this ad is we'll fix your look in order to find you a husband who cares about nothing else but your body ! Greattt !!!! 

For these bloody days

So was the new Visa Infinite card sponsored by Always Ultra Plus?????? It sure looks like Fransabank just launched a card for infinite pad shopping, providing all lebanese women and girls with security during their most dreaded days and with luxury and softness of imported egyptian cotton materials because a modern nana (girl) always needs ultra protection to be on top everyday.
Coming Soon the Tampon card.
Ps: according to myth, not advised to virgins

J metel Jorssa

Eh walla ya 3ayeb el choum !!!! wein el mushroom !?!??!! walla had el thon 3al balcon !!!!!! 

S metel Ser2a

                                       Photo credit: Simon E.K

Gold's Gym since 1966. Sky Gym since 2010.

Nahna el lebnenieh 2a2wa cha3eb... W hayda el chi bi barer lei bel logo el lebneneh el axe ajlass ! 

Y metel Yestaw7é

                                  Photo Credit : Jad M.


Ya3neh ma ba3ref eza beda comment... Zet el 3elbeh?! zet el 2elem!! ya khayeh khedlak alamein, 3elbit kabrit w f2och soura ghayerlak chi lon, 3melak chaghle, khalina n2oul enno eh bet sir chakhssein yetla3o bi zet el fekra....
                                               
                                       

Chou Baleha

Baleha harakeh lebneniyeh we2feh dod el e3len.

L e3len makana mawjoudeh la tkassir bel bi2a, bel enssein, bel moujtama3, bel dimocratiyeh, bi 7oriyet el sa7afeh, bel sakafeh, bel ektissad wel 3elem .

Baleha beda tred el enssen 3a tabi3to, beda "twa3e" el cha3eb 3a 2assar el e3len bi hayeto el yawmiyeh. Bi  Baleha men 2emin enno ba3ed fi 3alam 3andoun 2iyam w akhle2, mne7terim el gheir bess kamen lezem el gheir ye7teremna.

Hal 2iyam yali men defi3 3anna, byej3alouna bachar, bya3mlo mena 3alam. Nahna 7orin, 7orin ncherik, nechtreh aw nwassel fekra. Awal chi byet3amalou tlemiz el 2e3len houwe " Keep them simple and stupid", ma bedoun ykhalo el 3alam yfakero, bedoun ykhalo el 3alam metel el wled el zghar edem el e3len.

La yet7akamo fina el 2e3leniyin bi khalouna nfaker enno nahna ezekya kfeye la ma net2assar bel e3len, bi hal 7aleh shou nafe3 el e3len ? eza mich la ybi3 aw y2asser 3a ra2yena bi scenarios w "slogans" ? eza mich la nna2e marka m3ayne w nfadela 3ala ghayra?

Nahna mich dod el e3len bi dawra el ejtime3e, el di3ayeh yali bet wa3e el moujatma3, bet bi3na fekra, bess ma bet jareb tcharina mantoujet nahna bel ghina 3anna.

L di3ayeh makanit tekssir, ma beda bachar, beda ATMs.

Baleha beda t7ot ossba3a 3al jere7, beda tfarje el saytara el e3leniyeh, el di3ayet el massrou2a …