Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Blc Bank

It's time like these that you appreciate that SC ad that spared us the above crap ^

Sunday, November 20, 2011

United fashion show

K-Lynn Lingerie will be holding their annual winter fashion show at United Station Siyed. This fashion show is usually held at Faraya Mzaar, but not this year … 

Friday, November 18, 2011

Ma ta3mlo di3ayeh !

Doesn't need an ad? mmm ok!!  Wtf are they doing? Is that the only idea their agency found? Did they even try to think of a concept?
Let's see, Mercedes "ma beda di3ayeh" , FAP "ma beda di3ayeh", Sanine "ma beda di3ayeh", Durex "ma beda di3ayeh"  reaalllyyy catchy and unique 3anjad!
Ohh but wait,  the Tv commercial explains why they bought this "concept" among all others.
Wish they didn't, they would've saved money, and saved our eyes and ears :)  

Friday, November 11, 2011

It's amusing *

                                                Photo credit: Gr├ácia S.

Taraaa, now we have a pad shopping card AND an orgasm card. And they say lebanese men are too macho to care...

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

" Fi jiran bi 3a2do "

Mind control (also known as brainwashing, mind abuse, thought control, or thought reform) refers to a process in which a group or individual "systematically uses unethically manipulative (in this case, promotional hype) methods to persuade others to conform to the wishes of the manipulator (Spinneys Hazmieh), often to the detriment of the person being manipulated (us consumers)"

Eh walla BI 3A2DO ...

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

La nuit IBL bank des publivores

                                                         Photo credit : Beirut Drive-by Shooting

This pretty sums up things : ad eaters, buy the ads, then the products and feed money to the banks. Viva la consumaci├│n!!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Maalouf matrimonial services

                                             Photo credit : Beirut Drive-by Shooting

So the message behind this ad is we'll fix your look in order to find you a husband who cares about nothing else but your body ! Greattt !!!! 

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

For these bloody days

So was the new Visa Infinite card sponsored by Always Ultra Plus?????? It sure looks like Fransabank just launched a card for infinite pad shopping, providing all lebanese women and girls with security during their most dreaded days and with luxury and softness of imported egyptian cotton materials because a modern nana (girl) always needs ultra protection to be on top everyday.
Coming Soon the Tampon card.
Ps: according to myth, not advised to virgins